Washcloths

Bathroom

Honey wouldn’t this look great smashed across your forehead?

It doesn’t matter if you have been bad or good, as long as you have credit

Dust? What dust?

If everywhere you go there’s a problem guess what!

Someday when you have kids of your own, you’ll understand why mommy& daddy drink

I just bought a Head of lettuce..should I throw it out now or wait two weeks like I usually do?

Sweetie, your longest relationship has been with Door Dash.

Mommy said don’t let go until you turn blue!

..and then she Skipped the bake sale, wrote a check to the PTA and lived happily ever after.

Keep rolling your eyes maybe you’ll find a brain back there